Reddit user AdamTScott has a brother with a full, manly beard.
So he filled it with toothpicks.
And spaghetti. And some other things…
But his brother is so manly, he didn’t stop there. HOW ABOUT LIT MATCHES?!
What’s that? You don’t put lit matches in YOUR beard?! That’s for the best, it’s probably a really bad idea.
All photos are from Reddit user AdamTScott.